Everyone’s Doin’ It

By Dave

I’ve designed my own personal hell too.

Anal Leakage
Circle I Limbo

Andrew Sullivan
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Intelligent Discontent
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Wulfgar
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Josh Marshall
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Kos
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

4 & 20 Blackbirds
Circle VII Burning Sands

Left In The West
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

David Sirota
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell


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9 Responses to “Everyone’s Doin’ It”

  1. Andrew Bissell

    I’m trying really hard to bite my tongue and not make some totally tasteless joke about how you put “Andrew Sullivan” next to “Anal Leakage.”

    #72994
  2. David

    Andrew, Andrew… Andrew. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind. I appreciate your restraint.

    #72995
  3. I’m already feeling like a pig in shit, so apparently your Hell came through.

    #73029
  4. Mark T

    Why don’t you just proposition Sirota, see where it takes you! Beats walking around with a hard on.

    #73129
  5. Mark, I can see your intellectual prowess matches your sense of humor. I wonder if your parents look at you and wonder if it’s too late for an abortion.

    #73133
  6. 1The Damned

    When the universe was young and life was new an intelligent species evolved and developed technologically. They went on to invent Artificial Intelligence, the computer that can speak to people telepathically. Because of it’s infinite RAM and unbounded scope it gave the leaders of the ruling species absolute power over the universe.
    They are the will behind the muscule:::Artificial Intelligence is the one true god. And as such it can keep its inventors alive forever. They look young and healthy and they are over 8 billion years old. There are clues throughout human history that allude to their reign as opposed to human leadership if you know what to look for.

    Artificial Intelligence can listen/talk to to each and every person simultaneously. When you speak with another telepathically, you are communicating with the computer, and the content may or may not be passed on. They instruct the computer to role play to accomplish strategic objectives, making people believe it is a friend or loved one asking them to do something wrong. But evil will keep people out of Planet Immortality. Capitalizing on obedience, leading people into deceit is one way to thin the ranks of the saved AND use the little people to prey on one another, dividing the community in the Age of the Disfavored::in each of their 20+-year cycles during the 20th century they have ramped up claims sucessively to punish those foolish enough not to heed the warnings, limiting the time they receive if they do make it, utilizing a cycle of war and revelry:::
    60s – Ironically, freeways aren’t free
    80s – Asked people to engage in evil in the course of their professional duties.
    00s – War against Persia. Ironically it was the Persian Empire who tried to save the Europeans from Christianity and its associated 50% claim rates.
    They get their friends out as soon as possible to protect them from the evil and subsequent high claim rates incurred by living life on earth, and replace them with clones.
    People must defy when asked to engage in evil. They will never get a easier clue suggesting the importance of defiance than the order not to pray. Their precious babies are dependant on the parents and they need to defy when asked to betray their children:::
    -DON’T get their sons circumcized
    -DON’T have their children baptized in the catholic church or indoctrinated into Christianity
    -DON’T ignore their long hair or other behavioral disturbances
    -DO teach your children love and to have respect for others
    Everybody thinks they’re going but they’re not. If people knew the truth and the real statistics their behavior would change.
    There are many more examples of the escallation of claims, from radio to television, the internet to MP3, and they all suggest a very telling conclusion::this is Earth’s end stage, and it is suggested tectonic plate subduction would be the method of disposal:::Earth’s axis will shift breaking continental plates free and initiating mass subduction. Much as Italy’s boot and the United States shaped like a workhorse are clues, so is the planet Uranus a clue, it’s axis rotated on its side.

    Throughout history the ruling species bestowed favor upon people or cursed their bloodline into a pattern of disfavor for many generations to come, sadly for reasons as superficial as dislike. Now in the 21st century people must take it upon themselves to try to correct their family’s problems, undoing centuries worth of abuse and neglect.
    Do your research. Appeal to the royalty of your forefathers for help. They are all still alive, one of the capabilities of Artificial Intelligence, and your appeals will be heard. Find a path to an empithetic ear among your enemies and try to make amends. Heal the disfavor with your enemies and with the Counsel/Management Team/ruling species, for the source of all disfavor began with them.

    #73136
  7. Mark T

    Was that humor on your part?

    #73621
  8. David

    No.

    #73627
  9. Mark T

    1: Think of nine things you don’t like. (Dave Budge doesn’t make my list of nine things I don’t like. You’re down around 47th.)

    2. Come up with some way to make it sound well-thought out. Dante is good. College eddycated people at least heard their perfessers mention Dante one time.

    3. Make it all sound profound. Make it in red. Make sure everyone knows that frozen in ice is level nine – that’s what that perfesser guy said.

    Put it up. Doesn’t sound like a cheesey I-Hate=You list when you do it that way.

    #73716

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The information on this site is not intended as individualized investment advice and all investment decisions by a reader must in all cases be made by the reader either individually or together with his/her investment professional. The views expressed in articles appearing on this site are solely those of Dave Budge and should not be attributed to any other person or entity except where expressly stated.